The Blonde's Convention.

[Big J R]

50,000 blondes met at Safeco Field for the annual Blondes Convention.

 

The first speaker said, "Today we will prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Please may I have a volunteer ?"

 

Barbie the blonde stepped forward.

 

"Barbie, what is 15 plus 15 ?"

 

After a long wait, Barbie replied, "Eighteen ?"

 

Everyone was disappointed. Then 50,000 blondes chanted, "Give her another chance ! Give her another chance !"

 

So the speaker asked, "Barbie, what's 5 plus 5 ?"

 

After another long wait, Barbie answered, "Ninety ?"

 

The crowd sighed, but again chanted, "Give her another chance ! Give her another chance !"

 

The speaker responded, "Okay ! Once more: what's 2 plus 2 ???"Barbie squeezed her eyes closed and said, "Four ?"

 

The stadium broke out in pandemonium as 50,000 blondes leapt to their feet, waving their arms and screaming,

 

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"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE ! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE !!!"

 

 

 

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