A 'Tiny-Top' !

[Big J R]

 

One day a tired salesman goes into a bar and orders a beer. While he's enjoying his drink, he notices a little old man with a peg-leg, impeccably dressed and a bonce the size of a baseball. Curious, he ask the man, "How in the world did your bonce get to be so DAMN tiny ?"

 

The old man replies "I used to be a sailor, but one day, I was out sailing when my shipwrecked on a remote island. I lived there for about three years. One day a beautiful mermaid came up on shore. She gave me three wishes. For the first wish, I asked her to be back in

civilization, for the second I wished for 25 million dollars. For the third wish I told her that i wanted to have sex with a mermaid. She told me, 'Sorry, but mermaid's dont have the right equipment to have sex.' "

 

So I said , [color:"red"] "How about a little head, then ????? [color:"black"]

 

 

 

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