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On The Beach........................


Big J R

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A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

 

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug ?"

 

The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

 

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss ?"

 

The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

 

The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been fu*ked ?"

 

The fellow said "No."

 

She said [color:"red"] "You will be when the tide comes in !!!" [color:"black"]

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