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[AussieACE]

A bloke walks into a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 toothbrush; 1 tube of toothpaste; 1 roll of toiletpaper; 1 frozen dinner; 1 bottle of softdrink; 1 box of cereal.

 

The young woman at the checkout says, "So you are single huh?"

 

The man replies very sarcastically, "You're a genius. How did you guess? Is it because I am buying 1 of everything?"

 

The woman replies, "No, because you are f#cking ugly!"

[rebel becks]

lol!!!

[Rob_Butler]

speeking from experience eh? lol only joking classic joke mate

[rebel becks]

what?

[Rob_Butler]

was saying that this is a true story that happened to AA

[rebel becks]

oh

[Rob_Butler]

lol

[AussieACE]

I've never considered myself ugly, but I have been told that when I was born my mother smacked the doctor.

[Rob_Butler]

lmao you really do make me laugh m8 keep them coming!!!

[blooming barmy bongo]

i thought that your mum thought you were so ugly that she had to tie a piece of meat round your neck so even the dog would play with you!!!

 

Only Joking!!

[Big J R]

When AA got home after his first day at school............

 

........ he found that his parents HAD MOVED !!!!

[Rob_Butler]

true story when my sister was born my dad fainted