The very sad tale of the Essex Midget !

[vienna1964]

A midget in Basildon went to the doctor because his testicles ached almost all of the time.

The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop his pants.

 

The doc put one finger under the midget's left testicle and told him to turn his head and cough ~ the usual method to check for a hernia.

 

"Hmmm..." mumbled the doc as he put his finger under the right testicle and then asked the midget to cough again,

"Hmmm, I see the problem," said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.

 

The midget cringed and screwed his eyes closed, but he could still hear the regular snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, followed shortly by snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, on the left side.

 

Eventually, as the doctor completed the procedure, the midget noted with dawning amazement that it had not been in the least bit painful... and without anaesthetic to boot !

 

The doctor then asked the midget to pull his pants up, get down off the table and then to walk around and see if his testicles still ached.

 

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

 

The midget said, "That's blazin' innit Doc... sorted ! and I didn't even feel it! What did you do?"

 

The Doctor replied, [color:"red"] "It was a very simple procedure in the end... I just had to cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

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