Guy walks into a bakery..........

[EFCULTRA]

and asks the man behind the counter for a sausage roll. He also comments on how immediatley he is struck by how clean and hygeinic it all is, he congratulates the man serving him! As the worker picks up the sausage roll with some tonges, he tells the customer that they never touch anything with human hands, and that is why it is probably so hygeinic! He carefully wraps up the sausage roll and hands it to the customer. The customer however can't help but notice a peice of white string hanging out of the workers trousers! He asks why this is and the man behind the counter says, " It's so that i can go to the toilet, thats how i pull it out!!" The customer replies, " Oh rite, well how do you get it back it?" The worker says, " With these tongs of corse!!!" Wehaaaaay! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[EFC_Callum]

UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!

[gnfcmightymole]

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