Plane Crash

[Bate'o]

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board But only

4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant , the best NBA basketball

player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die. So he took the first

pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former

president of the United States and I am a New York Senator and a potential

future president." So she took the second parachute and jumped out of the

plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm President of the United

States of America, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a

superpower nation. And above all I'm the cleverest President in American

history, so America's people won't let me die." So he put on the pack next

to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10

year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left,

as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last

parachute.

The boy said, "it's OK, there's a parachute left for you. America's

cleverest President has taken my schoolbag.

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