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Big J R

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Engineers Patrick and Seamus ( Dublin mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A bleach blonde girl from Essex walked by and asked what they were doing.

 

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Patrick, "But we don't have a ladder."

 

The woman took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "15 feet !" and walked away.

 

Seamus shook his head and laughed. [color:"red"] "Ain't that just like an Essex blonde ? We ask for the height and she gives us the length !"[color:"black"] <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

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I'll keep you in mind when I receive the next batch of funnies !

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