Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support Fans Focus by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content

Elderly Residents

Big J R

Recommended Posts

Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.


The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for £5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."


The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.


The old man continued, "For £10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for £20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."


The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled £20 note and holds it up.


"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.


"Get serious!" she replies. "I want it four times in the rocking chair!"


Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Create New...