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The Exam

Big J R

By Big J R
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A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

 

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow !! I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever !"

 

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow, I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion ??"

 

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

 

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,

 

"Well dear, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

 

It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order.

 

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