Tide Detergent.

[Big J R]

A letter of thanks to 'Tide Detergent'

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Dear Tide,

 

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mum always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better ! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and un-caring husband started to be-little me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

 

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse ! I grabbed my bottle of 'Tide With Bleach Alternative', and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out !

 

In fact the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my solicitor called and told me that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

 

What a relief ! Going through the menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

 

Well, I've got to go now as I have to write to the 'Hefty Bag' people.

 

A Very Satisfied Customer.