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#121
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Originally Posted By: Big J R
CCL Forum ???

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What,,,,,,,,,,And get sued?
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I love surprises on this day
Flowers, chocolates, come what may
Cantos will leave me a gift i'm sure
Gussy promised a package with more
Taffy is giving Annie hayfever
But he is a bottom pincher
Coupy looking like Richard Gere
He can touch me on the rear
Wellie was in then fecked off quick
I think he forgot to leave my gift
Cookie will hobble to get me a card
I'm sorry that i kicked him so hard
Krooner i think could get romantic
Big JR gets lusty and frantic
Onebreast gets stuck right in
With his mates bukkake with him
Joseba is a little devil
Sends out mail, has a meddle
Coachie will talk in foriegn tongue
Boss man a romantic song
Kaiser thinks today is nonsense
Wait til Guido pays him rent
Smallsy is a romantic fool
Even tho he's not very tall
Gaffa 1 could give me a shock
I hear he wears big socks
I've steel inforced my back door
Incase UM knocks for more
Pagey nips in handsome and slick
I will have to lend Annie my whip
Rhodesy i'm sure will send prose
C'mon fellas where's my rose?





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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am so lucky to have friends like you.

Especially for Bitch and Annie smile flowersmile flowersmile

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for taffy-

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
but no one is sweeter than you!

bisou

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freak Still waiting.....

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freak the suspense is killing me! C'mon, stop teasing grin

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BOO

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bigshock That's not a surprise it's a shock! Now gimme my flowers smile

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Theres a girl called Annie
With a wart on her knee
and a pimple upon her behind
I gave her 10p
and she showed it to me
Don't you think that was awfully kind



p.s. wonder what she would do for a tenner?

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Pagey!!!

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Poets day is back this friday.

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Originally Posted By: cantos
Poets day is back this friday.

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
I love surprises on this day
Flowers, chocolates, come what may
Cantos will leave me a gift i'm sure
Gussy promised a package with more
Taffy is giving Annie hayfever
But he is a bottom pincher
Coupy looking like Richard Gere
He can touch me on the rear
Wellie was in then fecked off quick
I think he forgot to leave my gift
Cookie will hobble to get me a card
I'm sorry that i kicked him so hard
Krooner i think could get romantic
Big JR gets lusty and frantic
Onebreast gets stuck right in
With his mates bukkake with him
Joseba is a little devil
Sends out mail, has a meddle
Coachie will talk in foriegn tongue
Boss man a romantic song
Kaiser thinks today is nonsense
Wait til Guido pays him rent
Smallsy is a romantic fool
Even tho he's not very tall
Gaffa 1 could give me a shock
I hear he wears big socks
I've steel inforced my back door
Incase UM knocks for more
Pagey nips in handsome and slick
I will have to lend Annie my whip
Rhodesy i'm sure will send prose
C'mon fellas where's my rose?





Bleedin' Oi . . . You fickle Bitch
Often before me flashing your tits chloenurse

Now my private parts are at attention!

Where in this poem do I get a mention. grin



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Oi AB you had your own
Dedicated to you and you alone
Also in the one for the Gate fans
I've only got one pair of hands
When Friday comes i'll give you one
Be prepared for some fun

happybouncer


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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Oi AB you had your own
Dedicated to you and you alone
Also in the one for the Gate fans
I've only got one pair of hands
When Friday comes i'll give you one
Be prepared for some fun

happybouncer


Not seen it, Can't find it, this wonder tome what you have writ. grin

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Originally Posted By: AncientBlue


Not seen it, Can't find it, this wonder tome what you have writ. grin


Trawl on back it is true. It is there that is a clue wink




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