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PAB says "College education is wonderful, real life experience essential !"

I quite agree, especially when the girls are wearing tight..............


NURSE ???


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Pabird, Official, Uncle Urchin, BJR......6th Formers indeed!!! You'd need something stronger than Sanatogen to cope with todays 6th Formers. (Viagra more like!!) <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I think you could all do with a double dose of bromide in your warm milk at bedtime.

Whoops sorry only joking, honest.

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hahahaha

oI old Men my mate Sandjev can get ya Liagra just as....good.....apparantley.....i wouldnt know i'm YOUNG and VIRIAL). Ha..ha..ha

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The young part is right <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

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Unclean women are the ones I like best. The dirtier the better, I say! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />



Oh well, that rules me out then! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> There's nothing I like better than leaning against the cold tiles in the shower, warm water running down my body, dripping from my hair, lots of sensual smelling shower gel...........


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I knew it...bunch o' tarts..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

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I knew it...bunch o' tarts..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />


Since when has taking a shower meant your a bloody tart!!!!? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

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I took Viagra once ! Got stuck halfgway down, and I ended up with a stiff neck !

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you havn't been to Essex obviously all our Urchinettes excluded

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I took Viagra once ! Got stuck halfgway down, and I ended up with a stiff neck !


You said it was an industrial injury!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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On the shower issue count me in there Lass sounds bang on
Just say where and when

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It wasn't an Industrial injury Lass, --- Just me trying to be industrious !

Larf !

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[quote]Unclean women are the ones I like best. The dirtier the better, I say! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />


Oh well, that rules me out then! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> There's nothing I like better than leaning against the cold tiles in the shower, warm water running down my body, dripping from my hair, lots of sensual smelling shower gel...........

Well I'd hate to rub you up the wrong way! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

It's better still if the shower's got those handley grippy things... and a nice warm bath is good too, but it's such a shame to waste all that hot water on just one person - downright selfish in fact.





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Jacuzzi's are a lot more fun, especially with them power jets !

Know what I mean, Girls ?

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It'll give you piles, BJR! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

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Piles of what ??

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Don't be such a silly [****!!****]!

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What do you need the handley grippy things for? If you brace yourself................... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Sharing a jacuzzi,mmm you're right there JR but a bath can be just as much fun! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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And I always thought Dumfermline was a cure for piles !

Apparently, they play football !

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Right, I've got to go now, so be good you lot.




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