Top Cat Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer's funeral, a voice from inside screams:"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters,"Too late, mate, the paperwork's already done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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