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probably an oldun but i hadnt heard it before

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A local charity office realized that it had never received a donation from
the town's most successful lawyer. The director called him, hoping to get a

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you've

given not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the
community in some way?"

The lawyer replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is
dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her

annual income?"

Embarrassed, the director mumbled, "Um... no."

"Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a
wheelchair?" The stricken director began to stammer out an apology but was
interrupted. "Or that my sister's husband died in a car accident," the
lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three

The humiliated director said simply, "I had no idea."

"So if I don't give any money to them, why the hell would I give any to

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