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Six Short Stories - For Men

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I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning!" He said, "No, just taking a sh1t."



When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.



My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bast4rd!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."



I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup.. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."



I was walking down the road and saw my Afghani neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"



My girlfriend and I were making love when she looked up at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I did her from behind, then flipped her on her back, and came all over her face and hair. I never saw her again after that night. I guess we don't watch the same movies.

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