My TV Remote Control

[Colin Zeal EFM]

My TV Remote Control went missing on Wednesday night, co-incidentally enough, at roughly the same time as six members of EFM were present.

 

The question is, who dunnit??

 

EFM's Librarian - very unlikely, I can't remember this fella ever breaking the law in all the time I've known him. He'd have returned it by now if he had, anyway.

 

Thornsy - 'humourous' chap though he is (previous kleptomania form includes my credit card, Only Fools & Horses vid, the Lawyer's trousers and Pete's Premier League football), he was quite tired and withdrawn on Wednesday, and besides, he's only ever really nicked things that have been of any use to him.

 

GHA, The Gaffer and Big George - wouldn't have thought so, although Big George occasionally shows a 'mischievous' side to his personality. I think all three would've also returned it by now anyway, mature fella's that they are!

 

Bin Fadhel - earlier in the evening he nicked my mobile phone, and then when we got back to mine, he stole my sausages out of the fridge and cooked them.

 

Hmmm... it's a puzzler.

 

Maybe the person responsible could post it back through my letter box anonymously, and we'll say no more about it.

 

 

[AFF]

As Bart Simpson once said: "In your pocket"?

[Little Miss Urchin]

Which is more likely:

with or without the batteries though?

 

Btw, where've ya been?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Batteries gone too!!

 

I've been out the office - top secret duty!!

 

I can say no more!

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Down the pub then.

 

Anyone off to the Esat Thurrock game tonight?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Who are they playing??

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

You.

 

That's what I read somewhere, anyway.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

It's tonight, is it?

 

No, I shan't be bothering.

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Ahh, and I was going to go to cheer on ET! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

What's stopping you??

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

I'm not going on my own!!!

[ESG]

 

get along to regents park

 

better class of football there tonight...

 

6.30 or thereabouts

[Colin Zeal EFM]

What's happening at Regents??

 

LMU - I'm sure Laz is going tonight. Are you looking forward to EFM's visit to Hornchurch in October (I think?)

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Of course (it's Sep 23rd). <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

I hope you're all going to be nice. <img src="/images/graemlins/sleepy.gif" alt="" /> (what exactly are the face things doing here!!??)

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Doubt there'll be much of an EFM presence, to be honest. Tuesday night - they'll all be back at Uni.

 

Except Thornsy and I, of course. And Libro will probably put in an appearance!!

 

 

[Guest]

<img src="/images/graemlins/sleepy.gif" alt="" /> butt munching!

[Little Miss Urchin]

Quote:

Colin Zeal EFM said:
Doubt there'll be much of an EFM presence, to be honest. Tuesday night - they'll all be back at Uni.

Except Thornsy and I, of course. And Libro will probably put in an appearance!!

As long as the most important ones are there then. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Oh yes! The top-boys will all be present!!

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

Looking forward to seeing you...

[Guest]

Is that a hint of the flirt I can smell bazza you wench? <img src="/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />