Mick was in court

[ESG]

for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You [******]!"

The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner." Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You [******] [******]!!!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"

Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that [******] and every time I asked to borrow a [******] spanner he said he didn't have one!"

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I've got that joke on video - Eric 'monster monster' Hall told me and his lawyer (the one that got fash and grobellaar off the match fixing) in his lawers office when I spent the day with him for the TV!

[Little Miss Urchin]

Oh dear, name dropping again...

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I Dannii Minouge know it's Vinny Jones terrible <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />