hows things

[EFM_Costello]

I've been away with the army for the last two weeks and have started working for my industrial placement year.

 

Hope your all well and ill try and get back on this site when i'm not scared about a big hairy irishman coming in shouting at me and asking why i'm not out on site.

[AFF]

Baghdad?

[EFM_Costello]

Hong Kong

[AFF]

Quarantined now?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Have you finished with my tie!!?

 

[ESG]

SQUADDIES -SHOCK REPORT

A shocking new report has just been published which is guaranteed to rock the British establishment and send shockwaves through the hierarchy of the armed forces. After a five year study which cost the tax-payer in excess of £100 million the stunning conclusion of the in-depth analysis into the mind-set of the British squaddie is that they like, er…… fighting and binge drinking.

 

For years, the general public having been calling for more law and order and more discipline in our society advocating short sharp shock tactics and in some cases, conscription. These revelations that our soldiers far from being the 'pillars of society' are in fact brutal, binge drinkers intent on causing chaos and destruction wherever they are based will rock the foundations of our society.

 

No longer will chat-show hosts be able to advocate 'a spell in the army' to sort out our delinquent hordes with the knowledge that 'our boys' are in fact heavy-drinking psychopaths who like a good punch up, glassing, or spade over the head at the end of a drinking binge.

 

The Armed Forces Minister has called for calm and has declared that the 'bad apples' will be identified rooted out and were appropriate dismissed. Half a million squaddies are now being investigated.