right then you bunch of.....

[Uncle Urchin]

pontificating woofter fairies.... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

the mighty urchin samba machine is coming...300 fans as well (including the world famous urchinnetts).....so make sure that you lot get that ground tidied up and also tell Kingy to ensure that there is 'roderer cristal' and smoked salmon ready for my arrival...

 

granma urchin is coming as well so make sure she's seated away from the blazers...her language is terrible... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

tell Kingy to move that cheap roller so I can get me pick up into his parking space and make sure there's a doorman there with a brolly in case its raining....

 

now then...as to the game itself.....considering that you mugs got lucky and stole the championship from under our noses this has become an important game for us so we can nick the runners up spot.... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

we shall therefore expect to see a few under 16's and some representatives of the ladies team playing on saturday...(as you all know..I am widely acclaimed for my liberal minded and non discriminatory views on these matters:)..... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

and also make sure that Mr Crick our favoured referee is in attendance...we wouldn't want any contentious decisions now would we.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

<img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Bridge]

I hope you fella's have got extra bar staff on...and EXTRA beer has been ordered...This is going to be one hell of a party and be sure the Urchins are coming in there hundreds..... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

bloody ryman teams.. everyone knows you have to finish second for 3 seasons to get out of this league

[Bridge]

That's funny CANV.....it's only taken us one mate.!!!!!

 

Get ready for the take over..... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[ronin]

Don`t forget your CIFC membership cards to gain entry to the clubhouse!

[Bridge]

Yeah thats fcking typical....As soon as more than 10 opposition fans turn up you start talking about membership cards...why am i not suprised!!!!

 

So theres no chance of us getting a beer in the ground then??????...is that what are u trying to say Ronin.....

[ronin]

Of course you can get a beer in the clubhouse, just bring a passport photo and pay the £15 membership fee and your in.

[Bridge]

Yeah right....I'll do that...bollox will I... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchino]

What about if the urchinettes wanna get in ! <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[ronin]

Membership fees can be negotiated for the urchinettes.

[Bridge]

No chance sunshine...there with us for the day.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />...unless we can sort out access to ur bar!!!!

[Staying-up]

Any chance of us signing the Urchinettes on loan for the rest of the season?

Would help boost bar takings

[ronin]

I can`t see there being a problem with bar takings tomorrow!!!!

[Ian_W]

I'm buying a round

[Urchin Boy]

I'm Gonna Hold You To That Ian ! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Mine's A Pint <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Ian_W]

You're too young

[Urchin Boy]

Ur Never Too Young Ian ! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />