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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'." "That sounds

like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."



Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I was

artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!"


A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,

"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says

the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his

eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him

down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"


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They're quite safe on here, luvvlystuff, coz they AIN'T jokes !


(Well - They possibly were when I first heard 'em many years ago !)

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[color:"red"] 'awound the wagged wock, the wagged wascal wan' !


(Elma Thudd, courtesy Hanna Barberra !)



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