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Dog in the Bar.

Big J R

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[color:"red"] You can't bring that dog in this bar !!


A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here !"


The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."


"Oh man," the bartender says, "I'm SO sorry ! Here, the first one's on me."


The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.


Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell the Land-Lord it's a seeing-eye dog."


The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here !"


The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog."


The bartender says, "No, I don't think so ! They do not have Chihuahua's as seeing-eye dogs."


The man pauses for a half-second and replies,


"What ?!?! [color:"red"] They gave me a Chihuahua ?!?" [color:"black"]


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