Gorgeous Breasts...

[The Monk]

A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with gorgeous breasts

 

"Pardon me, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" he asked the woman.

 

The woman looked at him angrily and said "No way! P!ss off!"

 

"What about $1,000?" the man offered.

 

"Look, what do you think I am?!" the woman responded, even more angry.

 

"Well, would you do it for $10,000?" the man asked hopefully.

 

The woman thought about this. "You'd bite my breasts for $10,000? .... Ok, let's go in that alley over there."

 

The woman opened her shirt and the man began to lovingly fondle and kiss her breasts. After a few moments, the woman asked "Hey, aren't you going to bite them?"

 

"Nah, to expensive," he replied, and walked away.

 

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[Keemo]

eh eh a real tommy cooper in the making