Pink Gorilla!

[charlie]

It's much funnier telling this joke than hearing it, try telling it to a friend and you'll see what i mean

 

John and Bob were business associates and with John being the new boy to the firm Bob decided to befriend him one evening and show him around his mansion which he'd bought with his major earnings with said firm.

 

Joh shows Bob the 15 bathrooms, 20 bedrooms, indoor and outdoor pools, his diamond incrusted staircases and the home gymnasium, all bought with the money he'd made working at this firm.

Bob is astounded by all that he's seen. John notices he new friend's wonder and tempts him further, "Do you wanna see something really special?" Bob unable to resist, follows his host down stairs to the basement.

There, they go through a wooden door, followed by and iron door, over a crocodile pit and finally to a bombproof door which slides open with a Star Trek "whoosh" sound to reveal....

a large pink gorilla, sleeping in a cage, with a large, red. neon sign above it stating "DO NOT TOUCH"

John yawns..."Well that's me done, feel free to take any of the bedrooms for the night, I'll see you in the morning" and he leaves his guest to admire this strange pet.

 

Bob, entrigued by this gigantic, pink gorilla, looks from the beast to the sign and back to the beast again.

"It IS asleep...perhaps I can just reach in and..." and unable to resist the temptation any longer he reaches through the bars and strokes the gorilla behind its ear.

 

RAAAAAGGGHHHHH!

 

The giant pink gorilla jumps up, starts beating its chest, and much to Bob's amaxement starts prying the bars of the cage apart!

 

Bob legs it back through the bombproof door, hears it whoosh shut, pegs it over the croc pit, slides the iron door shut, sprints to the wooden door and slams it shut behind him.

"There's no way the gorilla can get through that" he thinks

 

BOOM! A big pink, hairy fist comes crushing through the door.

 

Terrified, Bob runs up the stairs, grabs the keys from the ornate oak table and jumps in John's Ferrari, and floors it down the drive and along the road...

"There's no waya pink gorilla can keep up with a floored ferrari" he thinks... 20 minutes later he can still see it charging towards him in the rear view mirror. He's just about to lose all grip on reality when he sees a sign depicting Dover being 15 miles away.

Reignited by a new plan, he floors it all the way to Dover, breaks off the road, and with the Gorilla still giving chase, burns up the cliffs and veers towards the chalky edge. At the very last minute he commando rolls out of the car and is thrilled to see the car fly over the cliff, swiftly followed by the Gorilla.

 

"That's it" he thinks, "Pink Gorillas can't swim"

THIS one can, front crawling all the way back to the coast and much to Bob's disbelief, it starts to climb up the cliffs to resume its pursuit.

 

Bob has no choice but to run for his life and after 45 minutes of flat out running his body collapses on the hills.

He turns over to face his impending doom and sees a large pink fist speeding towards him.

As he closes his eyes he feels a prod on his shoulder

[color:"red"] [/color] "TAG YOU'RE IT!"

 

[color:"black"] [/color] And the Pink Gorilla sprints away giggling like a little girl!