Moo

[AussieACE]

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed.

 

He called up the local veterinarian and asked him to come and have a look at the cow.The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up its bum, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The farmer was very pleased with the result, even though the vet charged $180.

 

About a week later, the cow's eyes were crossed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called over his hired hand and together they put a tube up the cow's bum. The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's bum and started to blow.

 

"What are you doing?" asked the horrified farmer.

 

"Well, I'm not gonna use the end that YOU put your lips on!"

[Big J R]

I have a feeling a certain new member will NOT be pleased with this joke !

[Moo]

Who would that member be?

 

Sick, sick joke!

[Big J R]

No one special, but DOES have a very odd avatar !! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" />

[AussieACE]

Hey Big J.R.

 

If this joke upsets someone (and I'm sorry if it does) it must lose/gain something when it's transported from Australia to the UK !!??

 

Let me in on the secret!

[Big J R]

No probs Oz.

 

To get my drift, look at this link.

 

http://www.nonleague.co.uk/forum/showprofi...hat=showmembers

 

She DOES support Man U, so I suppose your Joke Title is possibly quite apt ! The good thing is, she also has a good sense of humour !

[AussieACE]

Sorry Moo. I Didn't pick-up on your name until Big J.R. provided the link.

 

No more cow jokes. Well, at least not until I find an udder one!

 

ACE

[Big J R]

Come on, AussieACE !

 

You're starting to [color:"red"] MILK [color:"black"] it now !! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

[AussieACE]

OK, fair enough. I'll stop now anyway because it's Fresian here. I might go and slip on a Guernsey and have a couple of Jersey caramels.

 

See ya.

[Moo]

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but DOES have a very odd avatar

Child, I have the prettiest, best looking avatar at this site... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

Bring on the cow jokes... me likes 'em.. They make me moo with laughter.

[Big J R]

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Moo said:

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but DOES have a very odd avatar

Child, I have the prettiest, best looking avatar at this site... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

Bring on the cow jokes... me likes 'em.. They make me moo with laughter.

CHILD ?

By the way, the BEST avatar is to the left of all my posts.

It's the [color:"red"] CREAM [color:"black"] of the crop !! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

[Burnham Lad]

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Big J R said:

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Moo said:

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but DOES have a very odd avatar

Child, I have the prettiest, best looking avatar at this site... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

Bring on the cow jokes... me likes 'em.. They make me moo with laughter.

CHILD ?

By the way, the BEST avatar is to the left of all my posts.

It's the [color:"red"] CREAM [color:"black"] of the crop !! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

OK Big JR, now you're just MILKING it!

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[Big J R]

You should take the BULL BY THE HORNS , Andrew. I've already done the milking-it one ! (Look above.)

[AussieACE]

Come on guys. Enough's enough. Your comments are getting pretty cheesy and starting to make my blood curdle.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Just keep CHURNING them out guys!

[AussieACE]

I don't know about keep going. There are so many to scroll past your eyes now.

[AussieACE]

Well that's it, I'm off. I guess I'm not going to get the last say. Too bad. Still, no point crying over spilt milk.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

On your WHEY Aussie <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/Rofl.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

I think all these posts are SOUR grapes !

[Burnham Lad]

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Well that's it, I'm off. I guess I'm not going to get the last say. Too bad. Still, no point crying over spilt milk.

I didn't think you'd BOTTLE it - well, you can run but you can't HIDE.

Anyone for a pint of BYRE? (Sorry, that one is awful!)
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