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Just to keep you lot smiling.


Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." "Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" "No" replied Little Billy, he minded his own [****!!****] business!!"


LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY: A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second

is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the

top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top

and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer

is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."


LITTLE BILLY ON... MATHS: Little BILLY returns home from school and says

he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father." "The teacher asked,

'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY. "But that's right!" says his

dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the

[****!!****] difference? " asks the father. "That's what I said!"


LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH: Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher

says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does

anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" BILLY says "

Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful." Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a



LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR: One day, during lessons on proper

grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use

the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First she called on

little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful

dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." The teacher responded,

"Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly called on little BILLY.

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just f***ing beautiful!"



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