Little Jonny on Grammar

[AussieACE]

One day, during a grammar lesson, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' twice in the same sentence.

 

First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

 

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

 

"My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

 

The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!"

 

Then, she reluctantly called on little Jonny.

 

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, "Beautiful, just f##king beautiful!"