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One man's meat


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A woman is standing in front of the bathroom mirror, admiring herself in her expensive new outfit. Her husband looks on with disinterest and remarks, "Your bum is the size of a three burner B.B.Q!"


Later that evening, tucked up and cosy in bed, he leans over, taps her on the shoulder and asks hopefully, "How about it?"


She replies, "It's hardly worth lighting the B.B.Q for half a sausage!"

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