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AussieACE

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What do you call a donkey with one leg?

A wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?

A winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?

A bonky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind?

A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?

A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?

A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Truck?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

F#CKING TALENTED!

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