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He Said - She Said.

Big J R

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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you ?


He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight ?

She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and f@rt !


He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.


He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking ?

She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.


She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night ?

He said . . . A widow.


He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women ?

She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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