Cured !!

[Big J R]

A guy walks into a doctor's office and stutters, "Da-da-doc, I've ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can't stand it anymo-mo-more ! Can you he-he-help me ?"

 

The doctor answers "Well, I'll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cure."

 

So the doctor puts the guy through a battery of tests, and says, "I think I know what's causing your stuttering."

 

The guy excitedly asks, "Well, wa-wa-what is it, da-da-doctor ?"

 

"It's your pen1s. I know that sounds crazy, but you have an unusually large penis - it's almost two feet long. It seems the weight is putting a strain on your vocal cords which most men never have to deal with."

 

The guy asks, "Wa-wa-what can we da-da-do ?"

 

"Well, we could remove it and transplant a shorter one."

 

"Do it !" the guy replies.

 

So they go through the operation, and three weeks later the guy comes in for a follow up appointment. He says, "Doc, you solved my stuttering problem. I don't know how to thank you. But I've only had sex once in three weeks - my wife just doesn't like it anymore with my new, shorter pen1s. I've thought about it, and I decided I can put up with the stuttering easier than going without the sex - I want you to put my long one back on."

 

The doctor says, [color:"red"] "No-no-nope. A da-da-deal's a da-da-deal !" [color:"black"]

 

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