Big Brother

[Electric ~soul~]

Science and Lenny Piper separated at birth, or what!

 

Nowhere near as good as last year's I reckon. But I still tune in to see the wonder that is the body (and in particular, the breasts) of Saskia.

 

I'm getting to the point though, where I'm having to turn my TV off during Big Brother now, as I’m sick of the sight of that fat, pasty-white Gooner, following her about like a love-sick teenager.

 

 

[Big J R]

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Zealster ~soul~ said:
Science and Lenny Piper separated at birth, or what!

Nowhere near as good as last year's I reckon. But I still tune in to see the wonder that is the body (and in particular, the breasts) of Saskia.

I'm getting to the point though, where I'm having to turn my TV off during Big Brother now, as I’m sick of the sight of that fat, pasty-white Gooner, following her about like a love-sick teenager.

Hear-Hear ! Does he really fancy himself, or what !!!!

[Electric ~soul~]

I thought the burning of the Spurs underwear was completely lacking in humor.

 

If they were Arsenal boxers, I would have worn them the day after a particularly hot curry, and given them the treatment they fully deserve.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Jake has had a bit of Sam.

Hence when his girlfriend arrived in the pub on Friday she threw the paper on the floor!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

From what I can establish, pretty much everybody's had a bit of Sam.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

And I knew someone who had a bit of that Justine in one of the previous ones.

Not sure I'd like some of the mingers I've banged selling thier story if I was in the BB House.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Managed to keep Jake out to within 2 mins of curfew time yesterday.

[gertcha EFM]

You should have tried to get on it this year Sniffer.

[Electric ~soul~]

Me and Colin were going to go to auditions on 5th March in London, but I ended up going to my mum's in the end, and I think you guys were busy trying to rip off Eddie Argos' shirt that night!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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gertcha EFM said:
You should have tried to get on it this year Sniffer.

I don't think I'm allowed as I've been on TV in the last 5 years (as in Channel 10 and maybe The Peoples Book of Records will also count)

cue seveal repeatative jokes about BPM .............

And I've seen the type of people they want so maybe I wouldn't fit in.
Saying that I was going to come on here the day before it started and say I may be away from anywhere from 1 - 10 weeks <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Would of made the bail quite tricky

[Electric ~soul~]

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And I've seen the type of people they want so maybe I wouldn't fit in.

I would say you're exactly the type of bloke they're looking for!!

[gertcha EFM]

I'd say you would fit in mate !

 

So I can't do it either as I was interviewed on prime time tv (the News at Ten last year at the Sweden v England game.)

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Don't think that counts

 

I agree that I would be just what they needed, but they fill it with boring self obsessed twats

 

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[gertcha EFM]

Really ? I would have thought that being on prime time beat a local community channel.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Being interviewed on a news program does not beat presenting your own show for several years on local TV, even though more people probably saw gertchas 2 mins than my days worth.

He wasn't on the closing titles so it don't count <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Electric ~soul~]

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I agree that I would be just what they needed, but they fill it with boring self obsessed twats

"I'm TV Colin for God's sake - don't you know who I am??"

"Oi! Why aren't I on the list of songs at the Punk Karaoke? Oi! Put me on there! Don't you know who I am?"


Nah - nothing self-obsessed about you, mate!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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