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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"


As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"


She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

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The same sweet little girl was skipping through her local church-yard, accompanied by a cute Yorkie terrier, complete with a red bow in its hair.


The Vicar says, "Hallo Little Girl. You look so pretty. What's your name ?"


"Felma !" replies the little girl with a strong lisp.


"And what a sweet little doggie ! What's his name ?" Asks the vicar.


"Porkie !" Replies the cutie.


"That's a strange name for a dog ! Why do you call hime Porkie ?" The Vicar asks.


[color:"red"] "Coz he thucks pigs, Vicar !" [color:"black"] <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

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