New Footy Songs

[Guest]

Apparently this was the chant in tune to Lord of the Dance at the Man U game yesterday....pretty good...

 

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be

 

You eat dogs in your home country

 

it could be worse

 

You could be scouse

 

Eating rats in your council house"

 

>>

 

Your sister is your mother

 

Your uncle is your brother

 

You all f@*k one another

 

The norwich family

 

der der der der clap clap etc

 

- Leeds fans at Norwich

 

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"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...Celtic fans too andy

 

goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with

 

Schizophrenia

 

>>

 

At sunderland v leeds mackems chanting "going down going down" to

 

leeds Leeds fans respond "so are we so are we!"

 

>>

 

Wolves fans were chanting "we are wolves we are wolves we are wolves

 

etc" Leeds fans started chanting "we are human, we are human we are

 

human"

 

>>

 

Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips "Wheres your real dad, wheres

 

your real dad!?"

 

>>

 

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

 

Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed

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We've got that Terry phelan

 

wooah That terry Phelan

 

We've got that terry phelan

 

and hes sub, sub, sub

 

woooo-ooo-oo- ooh

 

(To the tune of Lost that Loving Feeling)