WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND

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IS WHY DO ALL THESE SO-CALLED BOTHER BOOKS ONLY COME OUT IN HARD BACK NOW DAYS. COSTING MUG PUNTERS 15 TO TWENTY QUID A GO WHEN THEY COULD QUITE EASILY BE PRINTED IN PAPERBACK. I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN I COULD READ A 3'99 PERIODICAL OF TALES OF DARE AND DO WHILE SITTING ON THE STAION WITH ME DMs RESTIN ON THE OPPOSITE SEAT ON SATURDAYS. STUFFING IT IN ME BACK POCKET OF ME STA PRESSED WHEN STEAMING OUT THE STATION TOWARDS THE CROWN FOR 20 STELLAS A COUPLE OF TURKISH ROLL UPS AND A PLOUGHMANS. NOW IT'S ALL POLITICLY CORRECT HARDBACK BOOKS THAT ARE ALL THE RAGE AND AS HEAVY AS [censored] HOUSE BRICKS. TIMES HAVE CHANGED AND NOT FOR THE BEST . WHAT CHANCE HAS ANYONE GOT OF THROWING A TRAFFIC CONE OR STANLEYING SOME TOAD OR EVEN SLIPPING INTO PLACES LIKE THE SOUTHBANK AT WESTHAM OR THE SHELF FOR A PUNCH UP WITH A PONCY HARD BACK BOOK UNDER YOUR ARM WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A [censored] TWO BOB DORIS.

YOU'D BE LAUGHED AT. AV A WORD!

I HAVE WRITTEN TO MY MP.

I AM YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT