In Our Defence

[Ian Blockhead]

Posted by Ian Rancid on Chelmo bovver board.

"April 2nd is Comedy Night

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Sunday April 2nd sees the launch of our Comedy Night at Billericay Town – a monthly comedy show featuring some of the very best stand up comedians in the South East

 

Those well known comedians Ryan C, Gazza, and Bomber Bass are all booked to appear. Special guest appearances from Balmoral Claret and spaceagehero, who love to heckle, when any of the above say anything.

 

The evening will be rounded off by the Billericay defence, the funniest thing I've seen this season"

 

Firstly thanks for the plug however I think I ought to set out the facts to Rancid re the Blues defence. Last time I loooked at the table we had conceded 35 goals. Only 3 teams have conceded less. Chelmo town have conceded (49) 40% more goals than Town so does that make them 40% funnier. Probably not but you get my gist. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

[Ryan.c]

Alas, a comedy night is lost on our Chelmsford friends I fear Blockhead, they're far too serious. A good night out for them is Gary 'champions elect 06/07' Fixture delivering a lecture on Craig Edward's bumfluff and having a good old debate about attendances in the Ryman Premier.