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This bloke walks into his local pub with a big grin

on his face.


"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.


"Well, I'll tell you," replied the bloke, "You know

I live by the railway?

Well on my way home last night I noticed a young

woman tied to the tracks,

like in them movies. I of course, went and cut her

free and took her back

to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I

scored big time!"


He continued "We made love all night, all over the

house. We did

everything, doggy style, spoons, me on top,

sometimes her on top. I was

totally shagged out this morning!"


"Blimey", said the barman, "you lucky s*d, did you

get a bl*w job?"


"No," he said "I never found her head."


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