Job Vacancies

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Any ex-pros fancy earning £1000 a week ?? Please reply with c.v to this website :

 

Special requirements required :

 

Must have ability to mouth off like old women.

Must be past it.

Any international caps (even if under 10's) a bonus.

Must have other mates they can bring along.

Big ego's and no brains essential.

 

Look forward to hearing from you soon.

 

Victor Voodoo

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Will you send yours in first then please, you seem to qualify on all counts, certainly the first one! Go play with your park mates.

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I know who you are, I remember watching you in a sunday league game three years ago, you were absolutely useless,,,,, cleaning the loos at the old Boleyn now are you,,,,, bitterness is a terrible thing young man. Incidentally, why don't you go and apply for a job as goalkeeper at the boro' they seem to need one according to one of their posts on our webbie today, and you will probably do very nicely, after all, they'll take anyone at the moment cos' they're all skint and they like a few tossas around the place! Now p*** off and go and play with the park keeper. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/upyours.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/upyours.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/upyours.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/upyours.gif" alt="" />