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Child Benefit.

Mersea Pete

By Mersea Pete
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An Essex girl goes to the council offices to register for Child Benefit.

" How many Children" asks the council clerk.

" 10 " replies the Essex girl.

" 10 !!" says the clerk, " What are their names"

" Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne,

Wayne and.......Wayne"

" How do you tell them apart" asks the clerk.

" That's easy" says the Essex girl. " When there outside playing in the

street I just shout out WAYNE YER DINNERS READY and they all come

in, and when it's bedtime I just shout out WAYNNNNE GIT IN ERE NOW

IT'S BEDTIME. and they all go to bed."

" But what if you want to speak to one of them individually" asks the

clerk.

" That's simple" replies the Essex girl " I just use their surnames......" <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/bounceblue.gif" alt="" />

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