ryman one nth in full

[Uncle Urchin]

Saturday, 26 August 2006

 

2 0 AFC Hornchurch v Wivenhoe Town

Attendance 424

 

 

5 0 AFC Sudbury v Ware

Attendance 323

 

 

3 1 Arlesey Town v Canvey Island <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Attendance 210

 

 

3 1 Enfield v Bury Town

Attendance 125

 

 

0 2 Flackwell Heath v Great Wakering Rovers

Attendance 91

 

 

1 3 Maldon Town v Harlow Town

Attendance 117

 

 

1 2 Redbridge v Ilford

Attendance 91

 

 

0 4 Tilbury v Enfield Town

Attendance 152

 

 

3 1 Waltham Abbey v Waltham Forest

Attendance 61

 

 

1 0 Wingate & Finchley v Aveley

Attendance 53

 

 

3 3 Witham Town v Potters Bar Town

Attendance 75

[Bitch]

Looking at the results, table and attendance. Do you think the Urchins bring in the crowds because of the performance and winning streak? Or, the facilities you offer? Or, the congenial Hosts and Hostesses?

 

Maybe the combination of all. The catchment area perhaps? Though it's a 'busy' area...

 

Just interested.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/top.gif" alt="" />

[cantos]

Its the un-employed strippers Uncle picked up from China to do the half time entertainment.

[Bitch]

Why were they previously unemployed? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Are they the 'cabaret' act now? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[urchinette3]

No its the urchinettes of course!!!

[Bitch]

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[Uncle Urchin]

Quote:

urchinette3 said:
No its the urchinettes of course!!!

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is there ice in my glass.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[urchinette3]

u mean [****!!****] i n your glass...ha ha...see thats what I call service. No wonder we have such a good attendance...the urchinettes behind the bar and some not bad looking players out there on the pitch to watch!!!

[Bitch]

Any pics Urchinette 3? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

And don't forget with every ice there comes a lemon! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[urchinette3]

Any pics of what???

[Bitch]

The players! Preferably full frontal please <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

And i forgot to say well done for being TOP OF THE LEAGUE still <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bounce.gif" alt="" />

[urchinette3]

I think ur right...why aint there no pics of the players on here unc??? Full frontal as requested?

[Bitch]

Wouldn't mind the occasional butt shot either..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

[urchinette3]

Unc I hope ur noting down these requests??? I think we are planning a calender so watch this space!!! Will keep you posted!!! Maye some shower shots...what do you reckon?

[Bitch]

Yes, get some led in your pencil Unc i can feel the list growing! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

 

Showers? SHOWERS?? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

Quote:

urchinette3 said:
I think ur right...why aint there no pics of the players on here unc??? Full frontal as requested?

good god..is there no end to your lustful pursuits of the male species.....get a grip girls and think of poofies and candlewick bedspreads... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

you wanton harlots will be damned for all eternity... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[urchinette3]

Im sure the boys would be gain? Get the cameraman in the showers unc...go on!!!

[Bitch]

We want something to 'get a grip of'! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Start planning that calender Uncie! I can imagine you as Mr July, all hot and full of steamy nights! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

Quote:

urchinette3 said:
Im sure the boys would be gain? Get the cameraman in the showers unc...go on!!!

okay okay.....I'll get Ian-W to do the boys but I shall have to 'fotograf' the urchinette calendar myself to protect you girls....see me at the savoy hotel suite 345 on wednesday at 6pm and bring the cherry earrings... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[urchinette3]

ha ha...have the cameras ready!!!