O.T. - ethics test

[anglianunited]

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By

giving anhonest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

 

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which

you will have to make a decision.

 

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

 

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

 

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you

caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.

 

This is a flood of biblical proportions.

 

You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're

caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

 

The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making

photos.

 

There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under

the water.

 

Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

 

Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his

life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

 

You move closer, somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize

who it is.

 

It's Cristiano Ronaldo!

 

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to pull him

under.

 

You have two options--you can save the life of Cristiano Ronaldo or you

can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death

of one of the football world's most exiting player's.

 

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer :

 

Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the

classic simplicity of black and white?

[jkmaskell]

Sorry to be a spoil sport but Ive seen this very joke - albeit with a different name in it - before on this forum. Is there not an original version of this that can be used?

[Boney Crisp]

i dont care. It is really funny.

[Frankie100]

Surely it is just a question of how many photos of the bugger drowning you can take in the time available.

 

Not forgetting to wink at him as he goes under for the last time.

 

(Cristiano Ronaldo, the football worlds answer to Sandy Ezekiel)

[I am Spartacus]

Or how many step overs you can do of the other people whilst getting the best photo for Wayne's scrapbook.

[ooh!!bodyform]

hey joseba just noticed ur favourite teams i am assuming your from the north east i spent 2 seasons following the dons while living up in peterhead had some good times at pittodrie

[abdullah]

Ethics- Isn't that a county just north of Kent?

 

Abdullah the lisp!

[ooh!!bodyform]

LOL u are a comedy GENIUS abdullah, tell me are you going to make yourself known to us all we are all intrigued to know who you are and i never seem to see your camel parked anywhere

[abdullah]

Ah, my friend, we are on tour at the moment getting ready for the pantomime season. Guess which one!

 

(You don't have to be a genie-us to work it out)!

 

Might be around on Saturday at Belmont Rd. I shall be the one with the Fez!

 

Off to the mystic east in half an hour- they do a very nice Chinese takeaway!

 

Abdullah the Gate!