Did I Read......................

[Big J R]

...........that sign right ?

 

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

 

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

 

In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.

 

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

 

In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

 

Over a urinal in a men's room:

WILL BUCKS WITH SHORT HORNS PLEASE STAND UP CLOSE ?

THE NEXT MAN MAY HAVE HOLES IN HIS SHOES !

 

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN ?

 

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.

 

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR !

 

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.

 

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

 

Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

 

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

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[ellawilson]

look at new version of dhoom 2

 

http://www.stickiewicket.com/Fantasy_Cricket/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=171

 

enjoy it

[Hookey]

If it was a toilet in the East end it would have said TOILET BANG OUT OF ORDER.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[IDtheWIZ]

Quote:

Hookey said:
If it was a toilet in the East end it would have said TOILET BANG OUT OF ORDER.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

You are talking about the East End of ESSEX <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue2.gif" alt="" />

[Hookey]

I'm talking about Bethnal Green.... Where I'm from!!

[IDtheWIZ]

so meny people from Bethnal Green moving to Essex these days