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Don't risk losing your front door keys. Make sure you attach an address tag to them so they can be returned safely if mislaid.

 

Also, it may be an idea to add the times of day that there will be no-one at home, so the good samaritan won't call when you're not in.

 

 

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When making love to your wife, don't waste all that effort and time trying to send her to Cloud 9. Just wipe your dick on the curtains and watch her go through the f****** roof!!!

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Contestants on Bullseye, simply give your address as being 'the Moon'....thus ensuring your Bus Fare Home is millions....!!

 

I can just see Jim Bowen now..."wont take me 3 days to count this lot out...!"

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Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

 

First time poster, long time lurker so be gentle <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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