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Slogans !

Big J R

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"We repair what your husband fixed."

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


A non-smoking area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


A maternity room door:

"Push. Push. Push."




A tyre shop:

"Invite us to your next blowout."


An opticians office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


A chiropodists office:

"Time wounds all heels."


Pizza shop slogans:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

"Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."


Outside a exhaust fitters:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


A veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


A gynaecologist's office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


The electric company:

"We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."




A plastic surgeon's office:

"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"


A restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."


And a sign at a radiator shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."


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