Why Beers Are Better Than Women

[mikef]

Why Beers Are Better Than Women

 

1. You always know if you are the first one to open a beer.

 

2. A beer never gets jealous if you grab another beer.

 

3. A beer never gets angry if you arrive smelling of beer.

 

4. The colder a beer, the better.

 

5. You can always share a beer with your friends.

 

6. A beer does not get upset if you arrive at 3 a.m.

 

7. You can choose a beer from a box, and if you change your mind, you can pick another one.