Armed Forces Strike !

[Big J R]

NEWS FLASH

 

In the face of Industrial action by members of the armed forces, the government has announced that the fire service will, as an interim measure carry out military operations

In Iraq…

 

The Army, who have demanded a 40% pay increase on the basis that their job has become rather more technical since 1945, will begin strike action next Thursday unless a compromise pay deal can be agreed in the mean time. Its is understood that they will spend their time standing round little bonfires rubbing their hands together and waving at passing vehicles who honk their horns at them..

 

Crack Fire Service Personnel, highly trained in Playing Darts, Brewing Tea, and sliding down poles are to be on standby to take up frontline operations. Using their “red goddess” vehicles instead of tanks, they will attempt to annoy the enemy into surrendering by making lots of noise and spraying them with water..

 

[Wilf]

Ooooh! Bitchy! (but if the cap fits......)