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our tone did a fckn good job at tilburger and love him or hate him he was always positive and there for the banter....no secret log ins or whispering bollox or creeping around offices and boardrooms...what you got with crossy was honesty and heart on sleeve....a real footie manager...

 

yeah I know he could be a pain in the dugout but I loved him for it and as much as we wailed at his off the pitch antics he always gave us grief on the pitch......which was where it counted....we never turned his teams over....always hard to beat....a good man and a good manager that was shat on and needs to be back in footie soon....

 

I shall miss him on tuesday at chadfields.....

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Originally Posted By: richard193
hes going to be announced as basildons new manager next week, he took the training last night and his son plays for them,by the way keep your fecking mouth shut about this as i was told it in strictest confidence,thanks.


it was me that put him in there and I don't want that shouted around fckn basildon either....we are going to redevelope the whole site and build a drug rehabilitation centre there...

its already oversubscribed... grin
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uncle you seem to know your [****!!****] from your elbow unlike many of the young feckers you get on here,diz seems to be a prime example of this.alright weve all had a good drink and lets not fall out but diz strikes me as a 'jack the lad' although he might have potential,only time can time.DIZ a few questions?, whens the last time you saw your father? whens the last time you had a good bath,im talking about a proper soak, not a quick dip, and whens the last time you did a proper days work?lets establish a few facts here,i worked for Basildon council for 32 years,im up every fecking day at 4 o'clock and my aunt joan workied with the mentally ill for barking council.tonight im going to pitsea working mens club where i will have a PROPER drink with PROPER people,think on you young feckers.

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Originally Posted By: richard193
where you tomorrow hookey, have the reserves got a game?


Nah Richard, ressies don't have a game. My lad would have been with the firsts at APSA but he is flu'd up.

Lucky escape methinks!!! grin
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Ha ha rich like it.....you seem to be getting me confused with a spotty 17 year old, who rides round on a motor scooter.

And in answer to you're questions. I'd just got home from work, i've just sat down for dinner, with both my mother and father, and I'm just off upstairs for a long soak. As for drinking, it's far too early in the day for that sort of thing. Any more questions richard i'll be more than happy to answer them.

Had any more bites on the 'ricay forum lately?

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sorry to hear about the boy hookey,can i tell you something in strictest confidence? ive never had the flu in my life, i put it down to sleeping with the window open and never allowing improper thoughts to enter my mind.you seen some of the filth on this internet hookey? dont it fecking sicken you? i tell you what one day a great rains going to come and wash all the filth down the gutter,you mark my words hookey, ive been a jevohah's witness for 17 years and i dont regret a fecking minute of it,god bless you hookey and give your boy a cup of lemslip.

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Thank you for your kind words Richard, I think he is feeling much better already, as his beautiful girlfriend came to visit him about an hour ago and the banging noises coming from his bedroom have been incessant.

 

I did shout up to him suggesting a pillow behind the headboard might allow me to watch 'enders in peace. Turns out they were playing table tennis on his Wii. laugh

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hookey god bless him, please give the boy my blessing and tell him to keep his thoughts pure and simple, that way he will be back playing again in no time and knocking on the door of the first team.hookey let me tell you something in confidence,sometimes i get the voices,voices in my head, they tell me to do things,wicked, evil acts, well theres only man bloke i can turn to when i get the voices, hes names jesus and he died for all our sins.Hookey im going to have a word with him tonight and i might mention your boy down the kingdom hall on sunday but make sure he walks the right path and i foresee great things for the young man.

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cantos,diz,you're fine young fellows and one match this season im going to come back to see the urchins and i will buy you feckers half a pint of carlsberg with a couple of straws and give you both many blessings, of course i will pass on much wisdom but dont try to walk in my shoes until you young feckers have real experience in life.

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Richard, tell me, do these voices in your head coincide with you listening to your iPod?

 

I get them too, my voice sounds remarkably like Katie Melua, maybe I'm actually hearing Mary Magdalene. A girl at work swears she's her great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great................ great great great great granddaughter.

 

Dan Brown has a lot to answer for!!!

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Why you've changed ya tune about me richard??

I'll be glad to share half a glass with you, on you're next visit. We could talk about all the problems in our beloved game at the moment.

I'm having night in tonight, I'm looking after the family canine, what with all these fireworks about. Do these ignorant people not know it's not the 5th yet.

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diz god bless you son,you're an animal lover,the kingdom of heaven awaits you.these fireworks are playing havoc with my nerves but thankfully ive got faith in the man upstairs,thats right god almighty and the half of bottle of johnny walkers ive drunk helps to put my mind at rest as well.gentleman you are going to have to forgive me now but ive got to leave you to go and meet my cousin mick whos waiting for me in the 'hole in the wall' club in basildon,many blessings my son.

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