My son is a well adjusted 15 year old, I don't think that I can be accused of doing him any harm, in fact the only person causing him any harm at the moment is you - I am rather proud of his morals and that he has so eloquently pointed out and proved that YOU ARE A LIAR!
Yes I am going to Epsom today, in fact I have been up now for two hours, prepared something rather special for Mr K and Kids, who will happily spend quality time together whilst I am out rubbing shoulders with all those 'money people' - so wont be running into you today.
For your information I don't like Pimms - its a wimps drink and I wont be spending too much time in the 'hospitality tent' either. I'll be too busy watching the races, either watching my money go down the drain or increasing - depends how lucky I will be! - but earning lots of money means I can afford it because I work hard for it!!!!!
Enjoy your day on the conveyor belt and think of me
You really are preparing that arrow aren't you
Got to go now, having my nails and hair done for the day - private early appointment - because I can afford it