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#101
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Bloody hell, that's all I need!

Charming young man, my [****!!****]!

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It's alright Papa. I'm not muscling in on your girl.

Just trying to be nice. I understand she has a daughter..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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It's alright Papa. I'm not muscling in on your girl.

Just trying to be nice. I understand she has a daughter..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Unfortunately Firstborn she's already spoken for!

Shame, as I think you and her would get on like a house on fire!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

You can carry on being nice to me though!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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I've seen right through you.

That's my one!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry Fleet boy but you know what they say......Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> I thought you said i was too young for you..not that im complaining <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> I thought you said i was too young for you..not that im complaining <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



There's nothing like an older woman Fleet boy!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

However, as far as HL is concerned I think it will need a real man to tame her. Even The Invisible Man's finding her difficult to handle!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Ah,but im young and have lots of stamina <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> (thats actually true,i do have stamina,i've run for kent in long distance!)

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Why run for Kent? I go over the Dartford Crossing.

As for handling the Lass.... I prefer to think of it as fondling.

But you're right, it is tricky.

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Why run for Kent? I go over the Dartford Crossing.

You've lost me there,i live in kent...so i run for kent,why would i want to go to es**x?!

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Please, please Invisible do stop it.

It really is most disconcerting when I'm trying to work. I don't think I can take much more of this! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

And as for being tricky.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Solution - stop working!

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Solution - stop working!


Typical man. All you can think about is pleasure. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

So I stop working, I lose my job, I can't pay the mortgage, I then have nowhere to live and it's all due to your er...fondling.

I wonder if I could get away with it though? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />



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So my reasoning has rendered you speechless, Invisible!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Dont knock it!

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Dont knock it!


Are his ramblings that bad Firstborn? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Not sure anymore. I just switch off my brain and say 'yes' or 'uh-huh' every now-and-then!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />



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So my reasoning has rendered you speechless, Invisible!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


Ironically, I was working! Still, you know what they say...

absence makes the old fart grow fondlier!

Firstborn, brain, hmmmmm...

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Old Fart? Fondlier?

I begin to see what you mean Firstborn! I suspect the onset of dementia!

I also think it's terribly cruel to call into question your intellect.
Why anyone can tell that as well as being charming your also intelligent.

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Why, thank you, Fair Maiden.
I'm flattered! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

I've come over all unnecessary!




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