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During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears.

During the second year, the wife speaks and the husband hears.

During the third year both of them speak, but only the neighbours hear.

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During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears.

During the second year, the wife speaks and the husband hears.

During the third year both of them speak, but only the neighbours hear.


You cynical so-and-so! Took me and my ex all of 15 years to reach that sittuation, anmd 18 to do something about it( I would only have got 12 years if i had murdered her! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />)!

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You cynical so-and-so! Took me and my ex all of 15 years to reach that sittuation, anmd 18 to do something about it( I would only have got 12 years if i had murdered her! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />)!


And she'd probably have only got 6 months if she'd murdered you!

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me and my wife were happy for 18 years, than we met..

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I'm Telling

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no, please dont.
I'll buy you a beer at the next home game.

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me too!!
otherwise i tell!!

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this could get costly!

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it will with me involved!!

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you will still be cheaper than taking the wife out...

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don't bank on it

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maybe not than...

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no, please dont.
I'll buy you a beer at the next home game.


2 pints and you've got a deal.

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you drive a hard bargin!

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Shes very scary at the moment mate.

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yes

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yes she is scary or yes 2 pints

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yes she is yes

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Can I have one as well (a pint). Mines Caffreys or Tetleys! Oops nearly forgot my manners please??

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I will give you one Paula.

A beer that is.




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